THE BEST QUESTIONS EVER ASKED IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

  • 1. Name?
  • 2. Age?
  • 3. Name again?
  • 4. Are you hungry?
  • 5. Did you do the thing?
  • 6. Can I have your money? Like, just all of your money?
  • 7. Are you going to Narnia sometime soon? Can I go with you?
  • 8. Can I have your number? Can I have it? Can I have it? Where your boyfriend at?
  • 9. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
  • 10. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
  • 11. No, seriously, can I have your money?
  • 12. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  • 13. What’s cooler than bein’ cool?
  • 14. Where’s Waldo?
  • 15. What does the fox say?
  • 16. What does the fox feel?
  • 17. But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
  • 18. And if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like you've been here before?
  • 19. How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
  • 20. How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
  • 21. Can you even right now?
  • 22. Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
  • 23. You've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
  • 24. You talkin’ to me? YOU TALKIN’ TO ME???
  • 25. Who you gonna call?
  • 26. Where the party at?
  • 27. Can you pay my bills?
  • 28. Can you pay my telephone bills?
  • 29. Can you pay my automobiles?
  • 30. Why is the sky blue?
  • 31. Hogwarts House?
  • 32. Divergent Faction?
  • 33. Bellybutton?
  • 34. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
  • 35. Get the closest nose next to you, open it to booger 42, what’s the first germ on that booger?
  • 36. Favorite store?
  • 37. Favorite blog?
  • 38. Favorite color?
  • 39. Favorite food?
  • 40. Favorite spoon?
  • 41. Okay, I know I asked it a couple of times, but seriously, this is the last time I’ll ask. Can I please have your money?
  • 42. Are you eatin’ though?
  • 43. What’s the square root of 69?
  • 44. Where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart?
  • 45. Do you believe in life after love?
  • 46. Butts, amirite?
  • 47. Are you in love?
  • 48. Are you in hate?
  • 49. Are you indoors?
  • 50. Who turned out the lights?
  • 51. Did we stop Kony?
  • 52. Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait?
  • 53. What did the five fingers say to the face?
  • 54. Dude, where’s my car?
  • 55. Are you afraid of the dark?
  • 56. Can you move it like this?
  • 57. Who let the dogs out?
  • 58. Who are you?
  • 59. Where are you?
  • 60. Why are you?
  • 61. When are you?
  • 62. What are you?
  • 63. How are your pets?
  • 64. Do you like video games?
  • 65. Do your pets like video games?
  • 66. *ahem* BUTTS, AM I RIGHT?
  • 67. Kiss on the first date?
  • 68. Kiss on the first solar equinox?
  • 69. Do you know the Muffin Man?
  • 70. You’re a cadet on the first day of training. They give you the Kobayashi Maru. What do you do?
  • 71. Have you ever had a dream? That you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you, you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
  • 72. Can I hold your hand?
  • 73. Can we cuddle?
  • 74. Remember?
  • 75. Do you like to run?
  • 76. If I had no feet, could we still kick it?
  • 77. What’s your MBTI type?
  • 78. Can I touch your butt?
  • 79. What’s the point?
  • 80. If you were on TV, what kind of show would you want to be on?
  • 81. What’s your middle name?
  • 82. Can we trade middle names?
  • 83. Do you ever just sit and think about life?
  • 84. Do your ears hang low?
  • 85. Do you have Kik?
  • 86. Do you have Snapchat?
  • 87. Do you have Instagram?
  • 88. Do you have a VCR?
  • 89. Do you know what a VCR is?
  • 90. Huh?
  • 91. Why is the sun so hot?
  • 92. What is your favorite face?
  • 93. Why are there no 'B' batteries?
  • 94. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
  • 95. Do you yawn in your sleep?
  • 96. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
  • 97. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
  • 98. What was the first person to milk a cow thinking?
  • 99. Which one is your favorite?
  • 100. Alright, last try. CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR MONEY?

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

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sosuperawesome:

Mini paintings on cedar by Cathy McMurray on Etsy

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youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:

This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

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yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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"Suddenly, every song was about you."

loving you in six words (via say-cheesecake)

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chrisbrinleejr:

chrisbrinleejr:

Yours, beardly.

Photo by Daniel Bruce Lee.

The Daily Mail just contacted me. Look out for my flower beard photo in their upcoming article on the phenomena! 

caseykaui:

yes i was driving when i took this. yes it was on a windy hill. yes i’m an idiot but also yes. it was worth it.

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

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